1 00:00:06,172 --> 00:00:10,593 ("Etude No. 1, Op. 25" by Yuki Matsuzawa playing) 2 00:00:10,677 --> 00:00:12,762 (crew snoring) 3 00:00:29,154 --> 00:00:32,115 Look at that. You wear fine things well. 4 00:00:37,537 --> 00:00:38,621 (sighs) 5 00:00:38,705 --> 00:00:40,957 ♪ Run from me, darlin' ♪ 6 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:44,419 ("Run From Me" by Timber Timbre playing) 7 00:00:45,420 --> 00:00:49,299 ♪ Run, my good wife ♪ 8 00:00:52,552 --> 00:00:56,431 ♪ Run from me, darlin' ♪ 9 00:00:58,725 --> 00:01:03,438 ♪ You better run for your life ♪ 10 00:01:06,649 --> 00:01:10,028 ♪ Run from me, baby ♪ 11 00:01:13,615 --> 00:01:18,328 -♪ Run, my good wife ♪ -(Blackbeard sighs) 12 00:01:18,411 --> 00:01:19,662 (waves crashing) 13 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:24,626 ♪ Run from me, baby ♪ 14 00:01:26,044 --> 00:01:31,674 ♪ You better run for your life ♪ 15 00:01:31,758 --> 00:01:33,802 (wind blowing) 16 00:01:36,095 --> 00:01:40,058 -(bell ringing) -Auntie: Mornin' time! 17 00:01:40,141 --> 00:01:41,226 (groans) Oh. 18 00:01:42,268 --> 00:01:44,646 Mornin' time! 19 00:01:44,729 --> 00:01:46,022 -(bell ringing) -That is irritating. 20 00:01:46,105 --> 00:01:49,901 -Oh, I was out. -Wee John Feeney: Me too. 21 00:01:49,984 --> 00:01:51,903 The best night's sleep I've had in ages, if I'm honest. 22 00:01:51,986 --> 00:01:54,030 Aye. The sea is a medicine of the gods, eh? 23 00:01:54,113 --> 00:01:56,574 Zheng Yi Sao: Good morning, my friends! 24 00:01:56,658 --> 00:01:58,284 -Oluwande: Hey, it's Zheng. -Zheng's Crew: Good morning! 25 00:01:58,368 --> 00:02:00,119 Did we all have a restful sleep? 26 00:02:00,203 --> 00:02:02,372 (crew members agreeing) 27 00:02:02,455 --> 00:02:05,542 Oh, excellent. So did I. 28 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:08,086 The sea's restorative, isn't it? 29 00:02:08,169 --> 00:02:11,756 Yes, Queen! I've always said so! 30 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:13,633 Oh, that guy knows. 31 00:02:13,716 --> 00:02:15,260 Why are some people calling her "queen"? 32 00:02:15,343 --> 00:02:18,513 Uh, apparently, she conquered some place called 33 00:02:18,596 --> 00:02:19,222 (elongated) China. 34 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:21,391 -China? -China. 35 00:02:21,474 --> 00:02:24,561 Please, welcome your new crewmates 36 00:02:24,644 --> 00:02:26,229 aboard the "Red Flag." 37 00:02:26,312 --> 00:02:28,523 (Zheng's crew greeting Stede and his crew) 38 00:02:28,606 --> 00:02:30,567 Lovely to be here. 39 00:02:30,650 --> 00:02:33,069 Thank you. Yeah. 40 00:02:33,152 --> 00:02:34,529 Shame about the wake-up. 41 00:02:34,612 --> 00:02:36,072 Is that every morning, the bell? 42 00:02:36,865 --> 00:02:39,242 Zheng: You'll find that we have a specific way 43 00:02:39,325 --> 00:02:41,786 of doing things on this ship. 44 00:02:41,870 --> 00:02:45,248 Our way of life focuses on unity, cohesion, 45 00:02:45,331 --> 00:02:48,793 mutual support, and balance. 46 00:02:48,877 --> 00:02:52,547 Historically, men have a harder time fitting in here. 47 00:02:52,964 --> 00:02:54,173 But we decided to take a chance on you because-- 48 00:02:56,342 --> 00:02:58,303 How should I put this? Your energy is-- 49 00:02:59,137 --> 00:03:01,973 -Tender? -Mm. We're tender as hell. 50 00:03:02,056 --> 00:03:04,934 -Stede Bonnet: Mm. -(sighs) Um, um, 51 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:06,769 -I was gonna say, um-- -Weak. 52 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:09,856 -Soft. -Stede: Mm! 53 00:03:09,939 --> 00:03:12,775 -No offense. -Oh, none taken. (chuckles) 54 00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:14,861 There is one other man on board. 55 00:03:15,904 --> 00:03:18,489 Rat Boy! Come! 56 00:03:18,573 --> 00:03:19,616 -The fit on these is lovely. -Black Pete: Mm. 57 00:03:19,699 --> 00:03:22,535 What's new, Queen? 58 00:03:23,953 --> 00:03:27,957 -Oh... God. -Lucius: Oh, my God. 59 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:30,168 (screams) Oh, my God! You guys! 60 00:03:30,251 --> 00:03:31,711 (screams) 61 00:03:31,794 --> 00:03:34,756 (cheery music playing) 62 00:03:34,839 --> 00:03:38,384 (crew yelling, cheering) 63 00:03:38,718 --> 00:03:40,553 Oh, my God. 64 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:43,514 Men are so fucking emotional. 65 00:03:43,598 --> 00:03:46,392 ♪♪ 66 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:50,146 I thought you died! 67 00:03:50,229 --> 00:03:51,814 I know. I think a lot of people did. 68 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:52,607 And now you have a, a beard? 69 00:03:52,690 --> 00:03:54,859 Do ya hate it? 70 00:03:54,943 --> 00:03:56,277 I love it. 71 00:03:59,238 --> 00:04:00,573 I love all of it. 72 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:04,661 Rat Boy. What's that about? 73 00:04:05,453 --> 00:04:07,830 Oh, um, (sighs) I'm trying to think about this, 74 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:10,124 um, I think it's like, um, 75 00:04:10,208 --> 00:04:14,629 it's like a lunar calendar thing or s-- or some-- 76 00:04:15,171 --> 00:04:16,339 What exactly happened to you, Lucius? 77 00:04:17,757 --> 00:04:19,634 I was-- 78 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:24,180 -(Lucius yells) -(splash) 79 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:28,142 I fell... off the ship. 80 00:04:28,226 --> 00:04:29,978 That doesn't sound like you. 81 00:04:30,061 --> 00:04:31,479 You have impeccable balance, babe. 82 00:04:32,021 --> 00:04:34,399 Auntie: Attention! 83 00:04:36,567 --> 00:04:40,196 Right. Armament. Kitchen. 84 00:04:40,279 --> 00:04:41,322 Tailors duty. 85 00:04:41,406 --> 00:04:42,490 (softly) Yes! 86 00:04:42,573 --> 00:04:43,658 Towels. You go with Rat Boy. 87 00:04:43,741 --> 00:04:45,201 (softly) Fuck. 88 00:04:45,284 --> 00:04:49,706 Towels? Wh-What is this? Are these jobs? 89 00:04:49,789 --> 00:04:50,623 What's happening? 90 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:55,044 -Lucius? I'm overqualified for towels. -(Lucius groans) 91 00:04:55,461 --> 00:04:57,338 Sea witch. 92 00:04:58,131 --> 00:05:03,720 (sighs) I have looked for you far and wide. 93 00:05:04,178 --> 00:05:06,723 But then you probably know that. 94 00:05:07,265 --> 00:05:09,892 Best not assume we know anythin' at all, Mum. 95 00:05:10,435 --> 00:05:14,647 (whispers) Be gone, wise demon. Await for me above. 96 00:05:15,940 --> 00:05:17,775 Aye, aye, Mum. 97 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:22,322 Frenchie: Captain? 98 00:05:24,824 --> 00:05:26,117 Captain? 99 00:05:27,910 --> 00:05:30,246 -Captain-- Oh! -Hey, there he is! 100 00:05:30,329 --> 00:05:32,415 Here I am. You're looking chipper. 101 00:05:32,498 --> 00:05:35,251 Thank you. Feel like a million bucks, actually. 102 00:05:35,334 --> 00:05:37,211 Yeah, I had a very rough night last night. 103 00:05:37,295 --> 00:05:38,838 (sobbing) 104 00:05:39,922 --> 00:05:42,258 But I think I got all the poison out of my system. 105 00:05:42,341 --> 00:05:45,928 It's a new day. No more booze, no more drugs. 106 00:05:46,554 --> 00:05:49,223 -And more importantly, no more Izzy. -Nope. 107 00:05:49,307 --> 00:05:50,600 Nope. You did kill him, didn't ya? 108 00:05:50,683 --> 00:05:51,142 Certainly did. Ages ago. 109 00:05:51,225 --> 00:05:53,478 -Good. -Thank you. 110 00:05:53,561 --> 00:05:55,438 It's a nasty business, I know it. 111 00:05:55,521 --> 00:05:57,231 But that's the code of the sea: the new first mate 112 00:05:57,315 --> 00:05:58,524 always kills the old first mate. 113 00:05:58,608 --> 00:05:59,400 It's always been like that. 114 00:05:59,484 --> 00:06:03,154 It's about trust. Trust is so important. 115 00:06:03,696 --> 00:06:06,115 Oh, yeah. Trust is king and queen. 116 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:09,327 -Trust is everything. -Hm. 117 00:06:11,621 --> 00:06:13,081 Well, better go and do the rounds. 118 00:06:13,164 --> 00:06:14,373 Make sure everything's ship-shape. (clears throat) 119 00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:17,251 Hey, Frenchie. 120 00:06:18,002 --> 00:06:18,294 Yes, Captain. 121 00:06:20,129 --> 00:06:21,756 I expect great things from you. 122 00:06:23,674 --> 00:06:24,717 Thanks. 123 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:29,347 (light classical music playing) 124 00:06:34,477 --> 00:06:37,647 (screams) Kill me, you fucking cowards! 125 00:06:37,730 --> 00:06:40,149 -(shushing) -Lord above he smells somethin' terrible! 126 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:42,819 Yeah, his, his leg's rotting! 127 00:06:42,902 --> 00:06:44,070 It needs to be cut off. 128 00:06:44,153 --> 00:06:45,404 We just had him asleep. You're freakin' him out. 129 00:06:45,488 --> 00:06:47,573 (screams) Kill me-- 130 00:06:47,657 --> 00:06:49,575 -(muffled screaming) -Alright. Just listen, listen, listen, listen. 131 00:06:49,659 --> 00:06:51,160 Start with his leg, see where it goes. 132 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:52,954 -Archie: Okay. -(Frenchie groans) 133 00:06:53,037 --> 00:06:54,330 Jim: I've never done this before. Which one? 134 00:06:54,413 --> 00:06:56,374 Oh, definitely the fucked-up one. 135 00:06:56,457 --> 00:06:57,375 I think that one's all right. 136 00:06:57,458 --> 00:06:59,210 I'm not a fucking idiot. Which one? 137 00:06:59,293 --> 00:07:01,587 Oh! Oh. (chuckles) 138 00:07:01,671 --> 00:07:03,422 Um, dealer's choice. 139 00:07:03,506 --> 00:07:06,175 -Yeah. Alright. -Alright, um... 140 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:08,719 -Uno, dos-- -Tres. 141 00:07:08,803 --> 00:07:10,012 -(slices) -(all exclaim) 142 00:07:10,096 --> 00:07:11,889 Oh, he's a gusher! He's a gusher! 143 00:07:11,973 --> 00:07:13,349 -Oh, that is a lot of blood. -(Izzy wailing) 144 00:07:13,432 --> 00:07:14,517 -Aye, aye, aye! -(slices) 145 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:15,726 Stede: And of course, we haven't seen 146 00:07:15,810 --> 00:07:17,395 -each other in ages. -Crew: Aww. 147 00:07:17,478 --> 00:07:18,813 I know. It's terrible. 148 00:07:18,896 --> 00:07:21,065 So I'm using this long list of crimes 149 00:07:21,149 --> 00:07:23,860 and dramatic upsets to basically triangulate 150 00:07:23,943 --> 00:07:25,862 where he's most likely to be. 151 00:07:26,654 --> 00:07:28,865 Ooh, hang on. He might be in Cuba! 152 00:07:28,948 --> 00:07:33,202 Maggie, Jane, Tiff. 153 00:07:33,786 --> 00:07:35,413 Give us the room. 154 00:07:36,747 --> 00:07:37,707 -Is that Cuba? -(door shuts) 155 00:07:37,790 --> 00:07:40,168 So hard to tell. I mean, I've drawn it myself. 156 00:07:40,251 --> 00:07:41,794 (Lucius sniffles, clears throat) 157 00:07:42,170 --> 00:07:44,714 Ah, Lucius, look. 158 00:07:44,797 --> 00:07:47,633 They drew him to look like a ghoul. 159 00:07:47,717 --> 00:07:49,302 Are you even gonna ask how I am? 160 00:07:49,385 --> 00:07:53,222 -Oh, how are you? -Fuck you! 161 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:54,390 That's how I am. 162 00:07:54,473 --> 00:07:56,017 What's gotten into you? 163 00:07:56,100 --> 00:07:58,060 I didn't fall off "The Revenge." 164 00:07:58,144 --> 00:07:59,395 He pushed me. 165 00:07:59,854 --> 00:08:01,772 Ed pushed you? Why would he do that? 166 00:08:02,273 --> 00:08:04,525 You broke him when you left, 167 00:08:04,609 --> 00:08:06,027 and then he broke me. 168 00:08:06,110 --> 00:08:07,403 Everything that's happened to me since 169 00:08:07,486 --> 00:08:08,863 has been your fault! 170 00:08:08,946 --> 00:08:11,324 Uh, wait! Lucius. 171 00:08:12,033 --> 00:08:14,327 Come on. W-Where are you going? 172 00:08:14,410 --> 00:08:17,538 Oh, yeah. Now you care? 173 00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:23,669 (sighs) 174 00:08:25,838 --> 00:08:29,258 I see you've adopted the form of a humble man, sea witch. 175 00:08:30,718 --> 00:08:32,220 I've an offering for you: 176 00:08:32,970 --> 00:08:35,598 a spell book... on therianthropy. 177 00:08:36,182 --> 00:08:39,602 The ability to transmogrify 178 00:08:39,685 --> 00:08:43,773 betwixt human... and non-human forms. 179 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:46,734 Take it, thou demon. 180 00:08:46,817 --> 00:08:50,238 Use it wisely. Bless our travels. 181 00:08:51,405 --> 00:08:52,782 (Auntie squawks) 182 00:08:56,535 --> 00:08:57,828 Oh, aye. 183 00:08:59,664 --> 00:09:02,250 Ohh, aye. 184 00:09:03,251 --> 00:09:06,254 (grunts) Right. What have we here? 185 00:09:06,337 --> 00:09:08,923 -Whoa... Lord above. -Hey. 186 00:09:09,006 --> 00:09:10,466 Was someone injured? 187 00:09:10,841 --> 00:09:13,928 No... No, just assembling the first aid kit, 188 00:09:14,011 --> 00:09:18,015 in case, in c-c-c-- in case of anything. 189 00:09:18,099 --> 00:09:21,394 -Quick question. -Fire away. Not literally, I hope. 190 00:09:21,477 --> 00:09:23,020 How'd you kill Izzy? 191 00:09:24,355 --> 00:09:26,983 Slit his throat. (whistles) Classic. 192 00:09:27,066 --> 00:09:29,777 Ah. (inhales) 193 00:09:29,860 --> 00:09:31,988 Now... (exhales) you're left-handed, aren't you? 194 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:34,907 -You just used your right. -Did I? 195 00:09:35,283 --> 00:09:37,910 -Mm. -Must've got mixed up. 196 00:09:37,994 --> 00:09:40,830 Ya know, bit, bit, bit, bit of panto for the Captain. (chuckles) 197 00:09:40,913 --> 00:09:42,164 (mockingly) P-Panto? 198 00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:43,332 (bumps table) 199 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:44,917 -I'm curious. -Okay. 200 00:09:45,626 --> 00:09:47,336 Do you think I wouldn't know the smell 201 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:50,214 of my rotting former first mate? 202 00:09:50,298 --> 00:09:52,883 (tense music plays) 203 00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:55,386 -(Jim groans) -Archie: That is one stank-ass leg, 204 00:09:55,469 --> 00:09:57,013 done and dusted. 205 00:09:57,096 --> 00:09:58,848 (heavy breathing) 206 00:09:58,931 --> 00:10:01,475 We did it! He'll live? 207 00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:05,271 Uh... eh, 50/50 I reckon. 208 00:10:05,354 --> 00:10:09,191 Yeah, he's very, um, still right now. 209 00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:11,485 Uh-huh. (exhales) 210 00:10:11,569 --> 00:10:13,821 What's your interest in this guy anyway? 211 00:10:13,904 --> 00:10:15,656 He seems like a bit of a dick. 212 00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:17,325 Uh, he is... 213 00:10:19,493 --> 00:10:21,037 but he's our dick. 214 00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:25,166 There was a time when life meant something on this ship. 215 00:10:29,253 --> 00:10:30,546 When we lived for each other. 216 00:10:30,629 --> 00:10:33,424 (indistinct chatter) 217 00:10:33,507 --> 00:10:35,384 Not just to survive. 218 00:10:36,719 --> 00:10:39,472 Guess you never know when you're in the middle of the good old days. 219 00:10:39,555 --> 00:10:40,598 (sighs) 220 00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:51,150 What was that for? 221 00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:57,698 You have hope. (chuckles) It's cute. 222 00:10:58,657 --> 00:11:02,453 Oh, plus, I... I really like that story that you told 223 00:11:02,536 --> 00:11:05,748 about the wooden demon boy that thirsted for life. 224 00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:08,125 Or was it blood? No, I was cleaning up the blood-- 225 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:13,089 -(footsteps) -Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho. 226 00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:14,882 What have we got here. Hm? 227 00:11:14,965 --> 00:11:18,594 -Hey, no one told me this room existed. -Blackbeard: Shh. 228 00:11:21,263 --> 00:11:22,598 Leave me, all of you. 229 00:11:27,311 --> 00:11:29,397 Take the fuckin' leg. 230 00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:36,112 He was your friend. 231 00:11:36,195 --> 00:11:38,572 (water sloshing) 232 00:11:51,460 --> 00:11:53,504 ♪♪ 233 00:11:57,758 --> 00:11:58,592 I know what you're doing. 234 00:11:58,676 --> 00:12:01,595 What am I doing? I just need someone... 235 00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:04,056 to clean my office and do some filing. 236 00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:06,725 You don't need this kind of distraction. 237 00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:11,397 -He doesn't even know what filing is. -Of course, he does. 238 00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:15,651 Shht! How are you filing those? 239 00:12:15,734 --> 00:12:18,571 Oh, I'm kind of sortin' them by weight. 240 00:12:18,654 --> 00:12:20,823 Now, I could do it by width if, if you wanted. 241 00:12:20,906 --> 00:12:23,701 Or I could even open it up and, and, and do it like that. 242 00:12:23,784 --> 00:12:26,704 N-- The main thing is off the floor. 243 00:12:26,787 --> 00:12:28,080 You're doin' great. 244 00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:30,249 (chuckles) Thanks. 245 00:12:33,294 --> 00:12:35,963 -I had a system. -(whispers) What was your system? 246 00:12:36,046 --> 00:12:37,673 (whispers) Uh, well, you wouldn't understand 247 00:12:37,756 --> 00:12:41,635 because it was ahead of its time. 248 00:12:44,972 --> 00:12:46,432 What have you done? 249 00:12:46,515 --> 00:12:49,435 Oh... Yeah, I thought I'd tidy that up a bit. 250 00:12:49,518 --> 00:12:50,519 You know, the little ships were all over the place, 251 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:52,521 and some of them were over land. 252 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:53,189 -It was just messy-- -Silence! 253 00:12:54,106 --> 00:13:01,197 Each of these ships was placed on a particular coordinate 254 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:04,533 and moved daily based on the current, 255 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:09,747 weather patterns, and wind speed. 256 00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:13,167 -Fuck. -Mm. 257 00:13:13,709 --> 00:13:15,711 Well, let me fix it because I remember-- 258 00:13:15,794 --> 00:13:17,379 -(shouts) Back... -Or not. 259 00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:19,089 -...away. -Why don't we get some air? 260 00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:21,050 Okay. 261 00:13:21,717 --> 00:13:24,303 I mean, I thought I did it in the right colors and stuff. 262 00:13:24,386 --> 00:13:26,639 I'm so sorry about the big board. 263 00:13:26,722 --> 00:13:29,308 -Your aunt seemed proper pissed. -Oh, ignore that. 264 00:13:29,391 --> 00:13:31,560 Pissed is her natural state. (slight chuckle) 265 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,395 Yeah, but I think she has a right, 266 00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:34,230 you know, to pull the knife. 267 00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:36,732 I have no business filin' scrolls. 268 00:13:36,815 --> 00:13:38,234 I mean, you conquered Chee-na. 269 00:13:38,317 --> 00:13:40,486 -China. -Chi-- Shit. 270 00:13:40,569 --> 00:13:43,113 China. China. China. China. China. 271 00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:44,907 S-- I can't even get that right. 272 00:13:47,826 --> 00:13:51,747 I mean... (sighs) you can't file to save your life. 273 00:13:51,830 --> 00:13:53,874 And I'm pretty sure you broke the abacus. 274 00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:55,584 Yeah, I fucked that up. 275 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:59,630 But you're calm, and you're smart, and... 276 00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:05,386 I actually-- I... I really liked it 277 00:14:05,469 --> 00:14:07,429 when you would... visit the soup stand. 278 00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:10,849 (light music playing) 279 00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:12,142 Did you? 280 00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:15,062 I mean, it was work, but when you showed up, 281 00:14:15,145 --> 00:14:16,397 it... it wasn't. 282 00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:18,357 You were kinda... 283 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:20,442 you were kinda like the break in my day. 284 00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:23,070 -(both chuckle) -I don't know. 285 00:14:23,153 --> 00:14:26,865 I've, I've never been called "the break" in anyone's day before. 286 00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:28,951 ♪♪ 287 00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:33,789 (slurps, moans) Are you guys tasting this? 288 00:14:33,872 --> 00:14:36,792 This broth, it's, it's beautiful, 289 00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:39,503 complicated, balanced. 290 00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:41,880 It might be the best thing I've ever had. 291 00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:44,383 -Wee John: Mm. -We eat... 292 00:14:44,466 --> 00:14:46,760 but how often do we taste? 293 00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:49,013 Yeah, the broth's pretty wild. 294 00:14:49,096 --> 00:14:50,180 So wild. It's insane. 295 00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:53,767 Jesus Christ, Stede, keep your pants on. 296 00:14:54,518 --> 00:14:56,979 So, babe, you smoke now? 297 00:14:58,814 --> 00:15:00,190 Do I? Oh, yeah. Yeah. 298 00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:04,570 Um, I must've picked it up somewhere or something. I don't know. 299 00:15:05,487 --> 00:15:10,242 Ya don't know if ya picked up smokin'? 300 00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:12,911 I used to chew the old tobacco leaf 301 00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:14,997 when I was young and edgy. 302 00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:19,335 -Look at his beard. Mr. Cool. -(crew members laugh) 303 00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:22,129 Isn't this the best ship you've ever been on? 304 00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:25,799 Being captained by Zheng, it really makes the shitty, 305 00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:27,384 pathetic, incompetent captains stand out. 306 00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:29,845 Crew: Ooh! 307 00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:33,766 Okay. U-Uh, wow. 308 00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:37,436 -My spicy little Rat Boy. -(angrily) Never fuckin' call me that! 309 00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:40,814 God, I'm sorry, I, I don't know where that-- 310 00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:45,027 I'm-- I-- I'm gonna go f-f-fix something in towels. 311 00:15:46,695 --> 00:15:48,739 (slurping) 312 00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:51,909 What the hell is going on in towels? 313 00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:53,952 (water sloshing) 314 00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:58,082 (sniffs, groans) 315 00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:00,709 -Morning. -My leg. 316 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:03,504 Yeah. Oh, no, that's gone now. 317 00:16:03,587 --> 00:16:05,756 Up in Leg Heaven. 318 00:16:07,424 --> 00:16:08,717 Have you come to take the other one? 319 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:11,845 I think one's quite enough. 320 00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:14,098 I just popped down to say a proper goodbye. 321 00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:18,102 (cocks gun) 322 00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:22,314 I had a dream about you last night. 323 00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:27,820 -Take it. -Oh, fuck off. 324 00:16:27,903 --> 00:16:30,114 -Fuck off. Fuck off! -Hold it! Hold it. 325 00:16:33,951 --> 00:16:36,078 I dreamt... that ya killed me. 326 00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:41,875 Shot me right through the skull. 327 00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:48,966 Good for you. 328 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:53,262 It was good for me. 329 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,973 It's just what the doctor ordered. 330 00:16:56,056 --> 00:16:59,560 Anyway, it wasn't even like that. 331 00:16:59,643 --> 00:17:00,018 Not in my dream. 332 00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:04,982 I was standing. 333 00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:08,986 Just like this. 334 00:17:12,614 --> 00:17:15,784 (light, suspenseful music playing) 335 00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:22,374 (sniffles, laughs) 336 00:17:27,045 --> 00:17:31,759 Ohh. (sniffles) Ooh, you scared, Eddie? 337 00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:36,096 Too s-- Too scared to do it yourself. 338 00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:37,973 Ay? (laughs) 339 00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:42,561 Go on. Clean up your own fuckin' mess. I'm not doin' it. 340 00:17:42,644 --> 00:17:44,313 I've been doin' it all my fuckin' life. 341 00:17:45,522 --> 00:17:46,815 Fuck off. 342 00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:50,486 Farewell, old chum. 343 00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:53,363 ♪♪ 344 00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:02,039 (gunshot) 345 00:18:07,711 --> 00:18:09,254 I loved you... 346 00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:11,965 best I could. 347 00:18:17,387 --> 00:18:21,683 Yeah, sorry. I-I know you said you're expecting a lot from me, 348 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:22,059 Captain. 349 00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:25,103 But, um, do you wanna do this here 350 00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:27,189 or down at the bottom of the ship 351 00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:29,191 'cause I can just jump over and make it easier. 352 00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:34,363 Listen, if you weren't such a treacherous liar... 353 00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:37,199 I wouldn't have had closure with Izzy, so I thank you for that. 354 00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:39,868 Yeah, you're welcome. You're welcome. 355 00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:43,705 (chuckles) Take the day off, brother. 356 00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:45,707 -Go live. -Yeah? 357 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,210 -Sure you don't want me to do any steerings? -Nah. 358 00:18:48,710 --> 00:18:50,879 Do me good to be at the wheel for a bit. 359 00:18:52,130 --> 00:18:53,715 Clear my head. 360 00:18:54,174 --> 00:18:56,468 Crew: Whoa! 361 00:18:58,011 --> 00:18:59,096 (ship creaking) 362 00:19:02,432 --> 00:19:04,268 (thunder rumbling) 363 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:08,897 Lucius, I hate seeing you like this. 364 00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:11,066 You can't keep it bottled in. 365 00:19:11,149 --> 00:19:14,069 I get that you're angry, so be angry at me. 366 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,362 Don't take it out on Pete. 367 00:19:15,445 --> 00:19:17,406 Oh, Stede Bonnet's giving me relationship advice. 368 00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:19,658 -(laughs mockingly) -Yes! He is, actually. 369 00:19:19,741 --> 00:19:22,244 Because he's older than you, and he knows more. 370 00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:25,163 I've got an ex-wife, two messed-up kids, probably, 371 00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:26,248 and I hurt Ed so much, 372 00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:27,666 he pushed you off the ship! 373 00:19:27,749 --> 00:19:29,418 Sounds like you're quite the fuck-up, pal. 374 00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:31,795 Yeah, I am. And I'm alone. 375 00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:32,254 Talk to Pete. 376 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:35,799 (whispers) Don't be like me. 377 00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:37,885 If I start, I don't know what's gonna come out. 378 00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:40,846 Look, if you're afraid inside, it's okay. 379 00:19:40,929 --> 00:19:43,432 But I'm not. Just hit me with it. 380 00:19:45,392 --> 00:19:48,770 One doesn't just survive at sea. 381 00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:50,772 -One has to do things. -Oh. 382 00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:52,441 Horrible things. 383 00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:55,235 Yep. Yeah. I know. I know. 384 00:19:56,945 --> 00:19:58,238 I passed from ship to ship, 385 00:19:58,322 --> 00:20:02,284 and one of them had this rat terrier named Pepper, 386 00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:05,495 and Pepper was, ya know, a, a pretty good friend, ya know? 387 00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:07,789 Oh, that's nice. Dogs are nice. 388 00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:09,249 -They ate him! -Oh, no! 389 00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:10,125 -Yeah. They fuckin' ate him. -What?! 390 00:20:10,208 --> 00:20:12,294 -Why?! -I don't know! For a laugh. 391 00:20:12,377 --> 00:20:14,713 And then I had to catch the rats with my teeth. 392 00:20:14,796 --> 00:20:15,505 They were weirdly finicky about that. 393 00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:16,757 Well, that's why you're called-- 394 00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:17,799 -Rat Boy! -Rat Boy! 395 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:19,384 -Oh, God. -And then-- 396 00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:20,344 -Oh, God, you're not gonna believe it. -You know what? 397 00:20:20,427 --> 00:20:22,804 -Save the rest for Pete-- -No, no, listen, 398 00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:23,931 there was this game called the Human Puppet. 399 00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:26,433 -Save it! -Stede, the hand went where you think! 400 00:20:26,516 --> 00:20:28,477 Oh, Lucius, please! 401 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:31,188 I haven't even told you about the little man who died in my lap. 402 00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:34,900 He wasn't even a child, he was just a very small man! 403 00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:36,818 Oh, God. 404 00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:39,363 -(ship creaking) -(whispers) So, 405 00:20:39,446 --> 00:20:41,448 -do we think he's better? -(whispers) Fuck, no. 406 00:20:41,531 --> 00:20:42,824 (whispers) Well-Well, I don't know about that. 407 00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:43,617 He seemed pretty calm to me. 408 00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:44,785 He said he just wanted to spend 409 00:20:44,868 --> 00:20:45,827 some more time... 410 00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:47,454 (ship creaking) 411 00:20:47,537 --> 00:20:48,747 ...with nature. 412 00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:50,916 (Blackbeard exclaims) 413 00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:54,753 Frenchie: Hey! Do you want some help, Captain? 414 00:20:54,836 --> 00:20:58,173 -No, I'm good! -We're sailing into a storm, boss! 415 00:20:58,256 --> 00:21:00,425 (yells) Whoa. 416 00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:02,970 Oh, it suddenly looks that way, doesn't it, brother? 417 00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:05,180 Oh, it's a bad one, too. (laughs) 418 00:21:05,263 --> 00:21:07,891 And some maniac got rid of the wheel. 419 00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:11,853 -(wave crashes) -(all exclaim) 420 00:21:13,021 --> 00:21:15,107 Holy shit! 421 00:21:15,190 --> 00:21:17,526 Well, that's the Caribbean for you, isn't it? 422 00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:19,319 Sunshine one minute, cataracts the next! 423 00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:21,989 You'll fucking kill us, you fuckin' psycho! 424 00:21:22,072 --> 00:21:23,699 Maybe, maybe not! 425 00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:27,035 The odds of surviving a storm like this are pretty low, 426 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:29,538 and if I fire one into the mast, 427 00:21:29,621 --> 00:21:32,207 the chance will go right down to zero! 428 00:21:32,290 --> 00:21:34,084 What do you want, pila de mierda? 429 00:21:34,167 --> 00:21:37,045 -(thundering) -What do I want? 430 00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:40,215 I want you to fight her... to the death! 431 00:21:40,298 --> 00:21:42,801 -Why?! -That's a bit misogynistic, man. 432 00:21:42,884 --> 00:21:46,263 -(crew yells, exclaims) -Yeah, probably. 433 00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:50,225 All love dies! I'm just hastening the process! 434 00:21:50,308 --> 00:21:51,893 Leave it, man, we're not gonna fight to the death. 435 00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:54,146 -(grunts) -(crew exclaims) 436 00:21:54,229 --> 00:21:55,814 That's more like it! 437 00:21:55,897 --> 00:21:59,776 In my experience, it's kind of how stuff goes, ya know? 438 00:22:00,485 --> 00:22:03,280 -(yelling, fighting) -Blackbeard: That's the way! 439 00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:14,332 Lucius: Hey... 440 00:22:16,293 --> 00:22:17,627 I talked to Pete. 441 00:22:18,336 --> 00:22:20,756 Well, that's wonderful. 442 00:22:20,839 --> 00:22:23,300 Please tell me you held back on some of the darker stuff. 443 00:22:23,383 --> 00:22:25,719 Yeah. Yeah, he, um, he got nauseous 444 00:22:25,802 --> 00:22:27,262 and he kind of started crying, 445 00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:28,930 and, um, I didn't wanna take him too far, too fast, 446 00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:29,681 so we took a break. 447 00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:31,516 Good. 448 00:22:33,143 --> 00:22:34,603 You should take a close look at those. 449 00:22:34,686 --> 00:22:37,773 Past the clues to finding the man you love, but, you know, 450 00:22:37,856 --> 00:22:39,483 look at the horrible list of crimes 451 00:22:39,566 --> 00:22:40,901 he's committed, you know. 452 00:22:40,984 --> 00:22:43,028 There are a few beheadings on here, 453 00:22:43,111 --> 00:22:44,905 and it looks like he's got back into arson, 454 00:22:44,988 --> 00:22:47,616 and just being a bit of a dick. 455 00:22:48,742 --> 00:22:51,244 -And I think I hurt him pretty bad. -Maybe. 456 00:22:51,328 --> 00:22:53,663 But maybe the time he spent with you 457 00:22:53,747 --> 00:22:55,415 is the best it's ever gonna get for him. 458 00:22:59,503 --> 00:23:02,464 ("Run From Me" by Timber Timbre playing) 459 00:23:02,547 --> 00:23:04,091 I'm not ready to believe that. 460 00:23:05,550 --> 00:23:09,554 Some people are just broken no matter what ya do. 461 00:23:13,892 --> 00:23:15,477 (panting) 462 00:23:18,939 --> 00:23:21,983 Come on! End her! Or I end us all! 463 00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:25,612 It's okay. It's just life. 464 00:23:25,695 --> 00:23:28,573 Blackbeard: Come on! Do it! 465 00:23:29,116 --> 00:23:31,368 Not on my life. 466 00:23:31,451 --> 00:23:32,494 ♪♪ 467 00:23:36,915 --> 00:23:39,876 -(thundering) -Aw, that's too bad! 468 00:23:40,210 --> 00:23:43,338 You were gonna do it anyway! 469 00:23:43,421 --> 00:23:44,965 (laughs) 470 00:23:45,507 --> 00:23:48,552 I was... I was. 471 00:23:48,635 --> 00:23:51,179 -(Blackbeard cackles) -♪ Run ♪ 472 00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:54,975 -(wave crashes) -♪ Run ♪ 473 00:23:55,809 --> 00:23:57,394 ♪ Run ♪ 474 00:23:59,437 --> 00:24:02,858 -♪ Run ♪ -(singer vocalizing) 475 00:24:02,941 --> 00:24:04,526 ♪ Run ♪ 476 00:24:06,611 --> 00:24:08,196 ♪ Run ♪ 477 00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:11,700 ♪ Run ♪ 478 00:24:13,910 --> 00:24:15,453 (vocalizing) 479 00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:18,623 (gunshot) 480 00:24:20,792 --> 00:24:21,376 ♪ Run ♪ 481 00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:25,755 ♪ Run ♪ 482 00:24:27,799 --> 00:24:28,425 ♪ Run ♪ 483 00:24:31,136 --> 00:24:32,762 ♪ Run ♪ 484 00:24:33,972 --> 00:24:35,557 ♪ Run ♪ 485 00:24:39,394 --> 00:24:40,979 (laughing) 486 00:24:43,523 --> 00:24:46,151 You indestructible little fucker! 487 00:24:46,234 --> 00:24:48,278 ♪♪ 488 00:24:48,987 --> 00:24:51,072 (Fang yells) 489 00:24:54,993 --> 00:24:57,746 ♪♪ 490 00:24:58,788 --> 00:25:01,082 Zheng's Soldier (shouts): Pull! 491 00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:06,671 -And pull! And pull! -(soldiers yell, grunt) 492 00:25:06,755 --> 00:25:10,759 Pull! Steady! Steady! 493 00:25:10,842 --> 00:25:13,803 ♪♪ 494 00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:17,432 (thundering) 495 00:25:27,275 --> 00:25:29,110 (Jim grunts) 496 00:25:31,488 --> 00:25:33,031 Finally. 497 00:25:34,532 --> 00:25:34,616 (laughs) 498 00:25:36,034 --> 00:25:37,661 (Jim screams) 499 00:25:39,496 --> 00:25:40,538 ♪♪ 500 00:25:44,209 --> 00:25:46,294 (music stops) 501 00:25:47,462 --> 00:25:49,047 (rain falling) 502 00:26:54,654 --> 00:26:56,865 I will spare his life just this once, 503 00:26:56,948 --> 00:26:59,826 but he is to come nowhere near the board. 504 00:26:59,909 --> 00:27:03,747 His domain will be the scrolls, cleaning the dishes, 505 00:27:03,830 --> 00:27:06,333 and collecting random hairs from around your desk. 506 00:27:06,416 --> 00:27:07,709 There's not that many hairs. 507 00:27:09,377 --> 00:27:10,628 (knocks at door) 508 00:27:10,712 --> 00:27:13,214 Queen, urgent carrier bird requesting your presence. 509 00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:16,134 Okay, I should take this. 510 00:27:17,635 --> 00:27:19,512 -What's the message? -(whispers) Oh, there's no message, 511 00:27:19,596 --> 00:27:22,515 I just thought you could use a break.